You can abscond with this:
An owl generator!
You will not be lonely
Not with this new device
for only a few dollars!
A miraculous thing!
It creates a bird for you
of nonpareil plumage!
And hear it sing!
The svelte bird, (yes its true)
can cause no umbrage.
You might think me selling
this contraption a mere
rodomontade,
but dear people its a killing,
the kind of theft of this here
machine from Riyadh!
Gather 'round my stand
and watch the workings work:
Crafted cogs and gears and cloves
Oddments go in and land
on this platform and then with a JERK!
Out comes an owl with a rose!
Come one, come all only for today!
The Owl-Generator is for sale!
But wait, there's more!
Have you ever wanted your turtle gay
and polished from head to tail?
Just buy my elixir and pour!
So see what you can buy
at my eclectic stall
here at the trade show
Go ahead, feel free to try.
You break it, you buy it all
at the Carnival of Tomorrow!
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